Well, we waited all week for it. Glenn Beck had promised that, after going through "chalkboards full of questions," he would tell us the solutions to the vexing crisis in Egypt - a crisis he revealed could lead to Muslim domination of Europe, Asia, the Middle East, and the United States. (Note: Apparently South America will be spared, so you may want to brush up on your Spanish).
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